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was voldemort a virgin
Imagine being the chick to do the frick frack with the Dark Lord Voldy.
TUMBLR DOT COM: WHERE WE CAN DISCUSS HAVING SEX WITH VOLDEMORT BUT WE CAN’T ACTUALLY SAY THE WORD SEX
doing the do with you know who
I’M SO FUCKING DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE
he who must not be laid
Got pretty just to realise that the realtor cancelled my appointment. #wastedeffort