So this happened at Subway the other day

  • Me wearing my Pizza John shirt at subway:
  • Sandwich Artist: Who's that guy?
  • Me: Um... John Green.
  • Sandwich Artist: I've heard that name before. Is he like running for president?
  • Me: No.. He wrote some books. You've probably heard of The Fault In Our Stars.
  • Sandwich Artist: oh yeah. That thing . Well he should run for president. I'd vote for him, since I take it from your shirt he's a pizza fan. I'm pro pizza.
Reblogged from John Green's tumblr

nootsies:

hipsterinatardis:

snowmercury:

hauntedpamplemousse:

orcasoup:

those moments when straight people assume you’re one of them and you feel like a gay secret agent

lesbionage

bi spy 

it’s an ace case

Secret gaygent.

pan with a plan

Reblogged from Proton

Reblog this if you think that girls wear makeup for OTHER reasons than trying to impress boys.

antonhella-joan:

also, reblog this if you ARE a girl (or have a girlfriend) who wears makeup for [a] reason(s) other than trying to impress boys.

I’m trying to prove a point to my grandma.

Reblogged from Proton
Reblogged from King Of Freckles

smartaleckette:

What would you say to people who are disappointed that they have been sorted into Hufflepuff? (x)

Reblogged from ♥✧London✧♥

paradoxes-for-breakfast:

reasons why halloween is the best holiday:

  1. you are not obliged to visit your relatives
  2. you are not obliged to get gifts for anyone
  3. people will give you candy for absolutely no reason other than halloween
  4. its the only day when its socially acceptable to go out in public dressed like a penguin
Reblogged from ♥✧London✧♥